Damn you! Bloodsucker!!

I finished the vampire saga, I mean the Twilight Saga few days ago.
and I found there is a bloodsucker in my room.

Well, this bloodsucker isn't beautiful, isn't charming and
doesn't have emerald green, liquid or golden topaz eyes like Edward Cullen.
(FYI, Edward and Bella are the main characters in Twilight &
is decribed by Bella as being impossibly beautiful)

In fact, He is tiny but fat juicy!

This bloodsucker hunts me every day!
Every. Single. Night!
Although he hums me a lullaby everynight like what Edward does to Bella.
But he is not a "vegetarian vampire" like Edward,
this monster sucks my blood everytime he sees me!
and his lullaby is noisy!!
Argh!!

I hunt him eveyday but he is fast.
Fast, just like Edward the "vegetarian vampire"
But too bad, he will never be Edward Cullen.
HAH!

Oh, he loves biting my legs..
But it's weird you know, my legs are VERY hairy
isn't it hard for him to bite?
Hmmmm...

This mini creature gave me lotsa pink patches on my legs.
There were 13 bites yesterday.
and now... 15 bites!!
13 bites on legs
1 bite on neck (apa laaa)
1 bite at my back
1 bite on my right pinky!!
WTH!!
Look at them!

I have to apply some pink calamine lotion which helps to relief itching.
Luckily my legs are hairy enough to cover those bites.
You see, leg hair is not useless k!
So why waste time to shave it??
LOL!

Gonna go hunting now!
Bwahahah!

xoxo

PS: Only female mosquitoes bite people.
PPS: I think I'm a little obsessed with Twilight...