Random HowTos

I have something random to share. I was helping Yannie to look for her presentation topic and I found these:

How to Skip Homework

Talk to your parents and say that you want to meet your friend in weekend and you will go in some park with them.

Tell your friend you want to skip homework, and propose them this: One will do the homework and the others will copy it. Of course, this will be done by rotation, not only one will do the homework.

If they don't want these, you could ask them to collect money, to pay some nerd to do your homework. But be careful of who may snitch on you.

How to Make School Time Fly

Do not keep looking at the clock. Once is OK, but no more. Time goes slowly if you look at the clock. As they say, "A watched pot never boils."

Stare out the window and day-dream. But do not zone out!

Use your imagination. For example, think of the teacher as Spiderman, out to rid the world of ignorant minds!

Try to gross out the person next to you. (i.e. Poke the gum under your desk with your pencil.)

LOLOL! I got these from WikiHow, mou liu right?! People are so mou liu to come out with these mou liu lists for mou liu people like me to read. (Get me?)

I love my one week semester break!

xoxo